Once again an individual has been selected to be shoved down the throats of the British public. It is amazing how the media tend to treat the general public like babies, depicting these "celebrity" snacks as lovely, yummy and wholesome treats, all the while making aeroplane noises as they prepare the "goop" and head for the jugular..... ur I mean oesophagus.
It is bad enough that we had to sit through a crap girl band (Spice Girls/Girls Aloud), followed by a dire "Footballer's Wives" romance and marriage (David Beckham/Ashley Cole) now we have to sit through the dreaded Solo Album..... Yes, Cheryl Cole has been basted and battered (in the deep fried way - not the spousal abuse way) in the manner of Victoria Beckham, and is just about ready to be served to the public on a platter with a basket of chips.... It is only a matter of time before her inevitable shift to the US menu and she is repackaged as a nutritious Burger and Fries.....
But at least we can be happy in the knowledge that when large media organisations, such as the BBC, choose to interview the new "Darling of the British Public" (or as I like to think of her, the next course in a long unappetising meal), they do so with only the purest of intentions. It is not because she has been chosen as the latest and greatest pre-packaged widget that will bring home the bacon because she is pretty, and people will buy her shit. And of course people will buy her shit, because if the only thing that that they can hear is her shit, and the only thing that they can see is her shit, then shit it is. The gentlemen tending to the garden have selected this "British Rose" for flowering, and the rest of us are up to mouths in shit, and boy are we lapping it up....
Open wide America, your shit burger is on it's way....
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